August 20th, 2014

vulcanrebel:

So my dad was utterly dismissive of Guardians of the Galaxy and even went so far as to say that it was “barely more than good,” but I’m sharing a hotel room with my parents and I just heard him mutter very softly “I am Groot.”

August 19th, 2014

reasons why no one ever asked hawke “WHERE IS YOUR MAKER NOW”

spicyshimmy:

  • "oh, you just missed him. he’s out shopping, since we were in desperate need of cheese for some delicious sandwiches."
  • "just between you and me, he’s been in the bathroom for ages. if he clogs the toilet again i’m going to be so cross.” 
  • "he’s right behind you. hah! made you look."
  • *solemn chest pat* “inside all of us.”
  • "where is your maker now?”
  • "stop repeating everything i just said."
  • "i’m serious, stop it."

(via bosmersurprise)

August 18th, 2014
cmdr-o-e-shepard:

number1dad:

coppermarigolds:

Consensus achieved: this is adorable.

ohgoshohgoshohgosh incomprehensible feelings

Well there you go. I’m done.

cmdr-o-e-shepard:

number1dad:

coppermarigolds:

Consensus achieved: this is adorable.

ohgoshohgoshohgosh incomprehensible feelings

Well there you go. I’m done.

(via ask-garrus-the-turian)

ask-garrus-the-turian:

((Just sit down, Steve. Just sit down.))

ask-garrus-the-turian:

((Just sit down, Steve. Just sit down.))

(Source: mrsalenko)

ask-garrus-the-turian:

neairaalenko:

mrsalenko:

conformcomply:

…

#garry water u doin

He was having flashbacks to the Mako and passed out.

((OMG I DIED I DIED SO BAD))

ask-garrus-the-turian:

neairaalenko:

mrsalenko:

conformcomply:

#garry water u doin

He was having flashbacks to the Mako and passed out.

((OMG I DIED I DIED SO BAD))

Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

jaredsgirl86:

0pal-heart:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

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Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here.

3,969.865

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(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard, via ask-garrus-the-turian)

Don’t argue with me.

(Source: justjasper, via ask-garrus-the-turian)